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"RegularBad" by Ben Jezewski

Use American dialect, brief room descriptions, and the serial comma.

When play begins:
	say "You wake up and pull your shorts on. 'Today is the day' you mumble to yourself. Your lips suddenly moisten at the thought of a beer can being put to them while your heart races with adrenaline as you think about the illegal actions that need be taken in order for you to even obtain that beer can."

Bedroom is a room. Bedroom is up of the Kitchen. The description is "Your bedroom is a messy clump made up of your entire life. There are dirty clothes piled in each of the corners, posters of supermodels strewn about the walls, and a slight scent of moldy pudding cups radiating from the overflowing garbage can. You stand at the edge of your bed, having just gotten out of it, and feel the immediate need to drink milk in the kitchen downstairs."

Bed is scenery in Bedroom. The description is "Unmade and well-used. It practically acts as your second home."

Dirty Clothes is scenery in Bedroom. The description is "You should probably take care of those at some point, but knowing you, you won't." Understand "clothes" as Dirty Clothes.

Posters is scenery in Bedroom. The description is "Mom told you to take those down awhile ago, but you still haven't... and you never plan on doing so." Understand "supermodels" and "supermodel posters" as Posters.

Pudding Cups is scenery in Bedroom. The description is "You've eaten chocolate pudding for supper every day for the last week. The gut you've developed definitely reflects that." Understand "garbage can", "garbage" , and "pudding" as Pudding Cups.

The Kitchen is a room. The Kitchen is down of the Bedroom. The description is "Downstairs you go. The simple thirst for a cold glass of milk guides you. You haven't been to the store in a week since your parents went out of town so the milk in the fridge is expired. You don't care and you'll drink it anyway. The rest of the kitchen looks just how you left it. A mess. There's about a dozen half-eaten pizza slices (you don't like the crust) in an open box left on the counter along with a towering stack of dirty dishes in the sink.[paragraph break]Ignroing the mess, you open the fridge and pour yourself a glass of milk. Your eyes are still crusty from waking up so you fail to notice that half of the milk you just poured has chunks in it. The only thing left to do is drink it regardless."

The Fridge is scenery in the Kitchen. The description is "You open the fridge and your eyes are immediately attentive on the jug of milk. You almost begin to drool, but you then realize that there's already a glass of milk on the counter waiting to be drank."


Some Pizza is scenery in the Kitchen. The description is "Everything but the crust is eaten off every pizza slice. You should probably throw it away but I know you won't." Understand "pizza box", "box", and "pizza slices" as Pizza.

Some Dirty Dishes is scenery in the Kitchen. The description is "The stack of dishes is about as tall as you are (you're short anyway)." Understand "dishes" and "sink" as Dirty Dishes.

A Glass of Milk is an open container in the Kitchen. The Glass of Milk is undescribed. The Glass of Milk contains mysterious liquid. The description is "M...mi-M- Mi-MILK."

Include Basic Screen Effects by Emily Short

Instead of drinking the Glass of Milk:
	clear the screen;
	move player to Milk Dimension;
	say "A mysterious voice surrounds you."

Milk Dimension is a room.

Instead of listening:
	if the player is in Milk Dimension:
		say "The voice grows closer. Suddenly, a glass of milk appears. It seems to be talking, but its words don't seem to make sense.";
	otherwise:
		continue the action.

God Milk is a man in Milk Dimension. God Milk is undescribed. The description is "A simple, yet mighty, glass of milk." Understand "glass of milk" as God Milk.

Talking to is an action applying to one visible thing. Understand "talk to [someone]" or “converse with [someone]” as talking to.

Instead of talking to God Milk:
	say "'Hello?' You holler at the glass. You know where you are - perhaps the rumors are true. By the looks of it, you're in the Milk Dimension. 'That milk must have been spoiled...' you mumble to yourself.[paragraph break]'It is I... GOD MILK.' The glass vibrates violently , spilling its liquid all over the ground. It refills instantly. 'How DARE you stare before me... You have drank the rottenest of rotten milk!'"