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"A Gophers Home" By Josh Dozler

Use American dialect and the serial comma.

When play begins, say "What a beautiful morning in Gopherville, well right outside of it at least. We see our beautiful family on the wall in front of us as we begin to sit up and start the day"

Section 1- Burrow 1

A person has a number called maximum hit points. A person has a number called current hit points.

The maximum hit points of the player is 35. The maximum hit points of the Kevin is 25.

The current hit points of the player is 35. The current hit points of the Kevin is 25.

Instead of attacking someone:
	let the damage be a random number between 2 and 10;
	say "You attack[the noun], causing [damage]points of damage.";
	If the current hit points of the noun is less than 0:
		say "[line break][the noun]had it coming. Stupid brat trying to stiff me in my own home. Scampered off like a real loser.";
		now the noun is nowhere;
		end the story finally;
		stop the action;
	let the enemy damage be a random number between 4 and 10;
	say "[line break][the noun]Is a better fighter than you anticipated. Maybe you should take him more serious. this causes [damage]points of damage.";
	Decrease the current hit points of the player by the enemy damage;
	If the current hit points of the player is less than 0:
		say "[line break]YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE **** OUT!!";
		end the story.

When play begins:
	now the left hand status line is "You: [current hit points]";
	now the right hand status line is "Kevin: [current hit points]".

Burrow 1 is a room. "Everything is covered in dirt, not much you can do about it living underground so you learn to live with this. You have made it your home but it has never been a much of a family room with you perfering to live on your own, at least that's what you tell yourself.[line break]Burrow 2 is East front door is north."

The Auto Coffee maker is a supporter in Burrow 1. The Automatic Coffee maker is undescribed. The description of The Coffee pot is "The automatic Coffee maker has a pot ready for you this fine morning". Understand "Coffee maker" as The Auto Coffee maker.

The cup of coffee is a thing in Burrow 1. The cup of coffee is undescribed. Understand "Coffee" and "Cafe" and "Mocha" as The cup of coffee

Kevin is a man in Burrow 1. Kevin is undescribed. The description of Kevin is "This stupid brat of a squirrel Kevin keeps finding areas to sneak in when I don't want him." The printed name of Kevin is "Kevin". Understand "Kevin" and "Squirrel" and "Little Shit" as Kevin. Kevin can be alive or dead. Kevin is alive.

The chain of Kevin is a thing. The chain of Kevin is in the lab room. The chain of Kevin is undescribed. The printed name of The chain of Kevin is "The chain of Kevin". Understand "chain" and "Kevin Chain" and "The chain of Kevin" and "Kevin's chain" and "herman's chain" as the chain of Kevin.

A person can be calm or aggressive. Kevin is calm.

The confrontation is a scene. The confrontation begins when Kevin is aggressive. The confrontation ends when Kevin is dead.

When the confrontation begins:
	say "Kevin rushes at me in a fit of rage.".

The final stretch is a scene. The final stretch begins when the confrontation ends.

When the final stretch begins:
	say "It is way to early to be dealing with these issues[paragraph break] 'Hopefully that is the only inconvenice of my day' those are some hopeful words with not much hope behind them. .".


Section 2- Burrow 2

Burrow 2 is a room. Burrow 2 is east of the lab room. The description of Burrow 2 is "After that whole ordeal you are ready to get on with your day even if it did start out shitty. Burrow 2 is what some would call a living room but I call it 'depression' it is very single male vibes but if that is what we are going for so be it.".

The shelves are scenery in Burrow 2.

The couch is scenery. "The couch looks extremely comofortable and ready for a good nap but it's chore day and you need to get started. You flip the lights and viola the dirt room magically unveils itself.".

Side table is scenery in Burrow 2. The description is "A small side table with a candle on it. It reminds you of the good home dirt smell."

Reading is an action applying to one thing. Understand "read [something]" as reading.

The description of the book of life is "'Burrow Family History'[paragraph break]FAMILIES FIRST VACATION[paragraph break]I remember this like it was yesterday it was your first true memory and has stuck with you ever since. Something felt right about that trip. Everyone was together, having fun it was the last true great Burrow vacation (the name is starting to make more sense). [paragraph break]Mom and little Bucky go down the slide in major excitement.[paragraph break]Bucky's first concert[paragraph break]The pictures bring back unwanted memories of being bullied for being in choir growing up. It truly was your favorite thing and looking back on it you wish you chased a career in that rather than lousy architecture.[paragraph break]That's enough of this book for today though I gotta get to work"

The table is a supporter in Burrow 2.

The Book of Life is a thing in Burrow 2. The book of life is undescribed. The printed name of the book of life is "'Dam. A book for Gophers by The Goldens".

Section 3-Rules

Talking to is an action applying to one visible thing. Understand "talk to [someone]" as talking to.

Use scoring.

The maximum score is 10.

Section 4-Rules in Burrow 1

Report taking The Cup of Coffee for the first time:
Increase score by 1;
	Say "What a great way to start the day".

Instead of examining The Cup of Coffee:
	say "Dark roast just how you like with a dash of grass in there for that true gopher taste.".

Instead of taking the auto coffee maker:
	say "You have no need to carry The Auto Coffee maker".

Instead of taking Kevin:
	say "Kevin already gets bullied for being short you can't just grab him.".

Instead of talking to Kevin:
	say "Oh hey Kevin, weird seeing you here this early, also how did you get in? I thought I locked up."

Understand "Coffee" as "[Coffee related]".

Understand "Mocha" as "[Coffee related]".

Understand "Latte" as "[Coffee related]".

Instead of asking Kevin about "[Coffee related]":
	say "Actually I am not here for a cup of coffee my plan is to kill you and set a blaze to this stupid Burrow so that I can properly go back to burrying my nuts and acorns here."

Latching is an action applying to two things. Understand "latch [something] with [something]" as latching.

Carry out latching:
	if the player does not have the Gold clasp:
		say "You need the gold clasp to latch the clasp.";
	else if the noun is The chain of Kevin and the second noun is The Cup of Coffee:
		now the player carries the chain of Kevin;
		remove the Clasp from play;
		remove the Chain of Kevin from play;
		remove The Cup of Coffee from play;
		say "You quickly finish your cup of coffee because although you woke up less than an hour ago you're still exhausted from the altercation.[paragraph break] The chain is not fixible and you must figure out a use for it.";

Section 5-Rules in library

Understand "book" and "life" and "book of life" and "the book" as The Book of Life.

Section 6 testing

Cleaning is an action applying to one topic. Understand "clean [text]" as Cleaning.

Instead of cleaning when the topic understood matches "The burrow is clean":
	if the player carries the Gold clasp:
		remove the Gold clasp from play;
		now the player carries the iced out chain;
		say "You finally get the clasp back onto the chain and can officially start rocking Kevin's chain around to flaunt what you did.";
	otherwise:
		say "This little clasp is going to be the death of you. But you keep going.";

the Gold clasp is an object in the lab room. The Gold clasp is undescribed. The description of the Gold Clasp is "A real gold. Suprising that Kevin can even afford this. It goes with the chain I just don't know how."

The iced out chain is a thing.The iced out chain is wearable. The iced out chain is undescribed. The description of the iced out chain is "The iced out chain that is just the right weigh to wear everyday and to strike fear into those who challenge."

Instead of putting on the iced out chain,
	end the story saying "the chain gives you the aura of someone who is not to be messed with. You win life."

Outdoors is a room. Outdoors is north of Burrow 1. Outdoors is south of the outhouse. The description is "Ah the sweet sweet smell of the outdoors. peaceful ain't it... nope you know it's going to rain and that is peak time for your house to cave in on itself. While not looking forward to the rain you know how to deal with it. [line break] To the north you see an outhouse."

Understand "look [direction]" as facing.

Facing is an action applying to one visible thing.

Carry out facing:
    let the viewed item be the room noun from the location;
    if the viewed item is not a room, say "You can't see anything promising that way." instead;
    try looking toward the viewed item.
Instead of facing up:
    say "Clouds show rain and you know that it will be a long couple of days."

Understand "look toward [any adjacent room]" as looking toward. Understand "examine [any adjacent room]" as looking toward.

Looking toward is an action applying to one visible thing.

Carry out looking toward:
    say "You make out [the noun] that way."

The outhouse is a room. The outhouse is north of outdoors. The description is "This place reeks. I wonder if the stupid author will clean it like his shitty game."